Joe's my name, games are my game!Literally. I love Sonic, Mario, Gradius, Donkey Kong Country, all that happy stuff. I blog whatever the hell I like. I also make my own games starring that cool dude in my icon, Scruffy. ♪ He's the best, beats the rest, cellular, modular, interactive-odular...♪Some say he's cute, some say he's badass, some say he's both!

 

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joetheyarrtist:

Dr. Scruffbotnik’s Mean Bean Machine!

http://joetheyarharpirate.tumblr.com/post/93548185307/light-gaia-supersonic308-shutupfaker

supersomaridx:

joetheyarharpirate:

light-gaia:

supersonic308:

shutupfaker:

"Sonic 06 was the worst Sonic game ever!!!!!"

yeah but. Sonic Labyrinth

Sonic Schoolhouse?

Sonic 3D Blast and Sonic Blast were also pretty bad too.

3D Blast is better on the Saturn where it has better music, analog controls and…

Schoolhouse isn’t even a Sonic game though. It’s just a stupid wolf3d engine clone, with sonic shit tacked in, a clear look through the files proves that, with a weird clock mascot thing. hell. I own a copy of this monstrosity.. From way back as a kid.

Oh yeah, definitely. If I had to pick the five worst Sonic games from worst to least worst it would be this:

1. Sonic 06

2. Sonic Chronicles

3. Sonic 1 GBA

4. Shadow the Hedgehog

5. Sonic’s Schoolhouse

You can get some good narm out of most of them though Sonic 1 GBA like…hurts my soul man.

light-gaia:

supersonic308:

shutupfaker:

"Sonic 06 was the worst Sonic game ever!!!!!"

yeah but. Sonic Labyrinth

Sonic Schoolhouse?

Sonic 3D Blast and Sonic Blast were also pretty bad too. 

3D Blast is better on the Saturn where it has better music, analog controls and REALLY good Special Stages, but it’s still 3D Blast.

I still say 06 is worse since it can’t even manage to feel like a Sonic game and is loaded with storyline and technical problems. Even Schoolhouse managed to have Motobug which is more than I can say for 06.

gojira-senpai:

kaboomshark:

Smash 4 Rumor Analysis: Is This the Roster Screen We’re Looking For?

**The article below is purely speculation. All predictions are not factual and could be disproved in the future**
Over the past year I have become a bit obsessive about the Super Smash Bros. Wii U & 3DS roster, surfing the darkest corners of the Internet in a quest to uncover the truth….

To check out the full article….

http://kaboomshark.com/2014/08/01/smash-4-rumor-analysis-roster-screen-looking/

Holy shit this was deconfirmed months ago.

That character screen was proven fake as hell, the real one’s been around long enough to supersede this too.

gojira-senpai:

kaboomshark:

Smash 4 Rumor Analysis: Is This the Roster Screen We’re Looking For?

**The article below is purely speculation. All predictions are not factual and could be disproved in the future**
Over the past year I have become a bit obsessive about the Super Smash Bros. Wii U & 3DS roster, surfing the darkest corners of the Internet in a quest to uncover the truth….

To check out the full article….

http://kaboomshark.com/2014/08/01/smash-4-rumor-analysis-roster-screen-looking/

Holy shit this was deconfirmed months ago.

That character screen was proven fake as hell, the real one’s been around long enough to supersede this too.

giga-bites:

faebytes:

giga bites reblogged your post ok i really needa get to bed got work … and added:

Name it Reznor

Oh, sound interesting! Is there a meaning behind it, or anything?

Sorry for the disgustingly late response, but that’s the name of the four dinosaurs in the fortresses in Super Mario World.

Oh yes YES NAME IT REZNOR.
Especially because Reznor was named after Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails!

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lazymoth:

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thekingofakrillic:

plok-explodes:

Wubba and Rocky debate an important issue.


New Plok comic strip today.  Do you start counting from 1 or from 0?

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This threw me off so much when I started game development years ago. Programming does require you always start with zero but otherwise it would be one.

hawluchaisagod said: Hawlucha will uprise

They should make a new character, Swagmeister. He can be a cool dude with a backwards hat who can dislocate his jaw and reveal a life sized cannon inside, and drive a Mercedes Benz. He’ll be SSSSSSSS Tier.

hawluchaisagod asked
Hawlucha should replace Jigglypuff in smash bros. 4 to be honest.

Hawlucha is pretty cool, but I would keep Jigglypuff. Here’s my reasoning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wghIILFLXdc

supercleaveland said: If that were true scruffy would be there for like a minute and the rest is a celebrity trying to get closer to his family while saving some building or whatever. Cue scruffy lip syncing a 10 year old pop song

Even better: Scruffy journeys to real life New York and disguises himself as Neil Patrick Harris by wearing a terrible costume that no one could possibly be fooled by and is stuck with a dysfunctional family who has mistaken him for their distant father who happens to be played by Neil Patrick Harris. He has to fake reconciling with them so his cover doesn’t get blown because he has to save his friends who were kidnapped by a greedy CEO and replaced with off model clones voiced by celebrities.